kingjaffejoffer:

kissmeslevres:

Yo i’d like to know what he did to deserve this 

"Fuck this one person in particular" - God

(Source: stevesfriend)

nevermorethoughts:

How I view my Tumblr audience: image

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lubricates:

since when did this

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become hotter than this

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yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

if i had a dime for everytime an adult man made me feel uncomfortable

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foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

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THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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Some

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BODY

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

(Source: b0ni)

130sideproject:

randy-gets-swole:

Whoa.

Lololol at people who think pole dancing doesn’t require skill

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK

YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

(Source: yeah-yougotme)