demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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(Source: pli1018)

gold:

what a nice otp you have

it would be a shame

if one of them died.

evgeniemalkin:

freedom14movement:

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im in a country that has children beheading people like a sport.

arab peooplleee!

I’m sorry if all the inbreeding that’s been happening in your family for the past few generations has fucked you up to a point where you can’t read a book or go outside but he isn’t Arab and you’re so dumb I’m feeling physically ill

(Source: yungdirrty)

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

(Source: verswayze)

louisranger:

i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape

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demonshower:

demonshower:

Nothing is quite as relaxing as a good game of Skyrim

My horse is on fire

(Source: trickygod)