[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
i really want to make ‘cool beans’ a thing again
hang on, wait a second
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all
“I OBJECT!!!!” the defendant screams in court. the judge gives him a very emotional hug and says “no…you human”
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?